Title: 5 presents Ryo was given for his Birthday
Rating: PG-13 for language and implications?
Genre: Humor & Fluff
Pairings: Ryo/Koyama, Ryo/Jin, Ryo/Tegoshi, Ryo/Junno, Ryo/Shige
Disclaimer: I wish to own Ryo on his birthday XD
Summary: It's Ryo's 25th birthday, and throughout the day he gets some...interesting gifts.
A/N: 2 fics in 2 days?! Ohmygo that's a record for me. haha Anywhoooo...It's November 3rd, which means! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RYO NISHIKIDO! <3
1.
Ryo was walking to the NEWS dressing room, smirking. As some juniors walked on by, the noticed their senpai smirking, and ran for their lives. And why was Ryo smirking so much? Well, it's his birthday! To him, this means, he's one year older, wiser, and hotter. Once Ryo opens the door, he notices his bandmates are crowded around a table, with their backs towards him. We all know he wouldn't give up this chance to make his presence known.
"Good morning fellow bandmates! The birthday boy is now here, which means time for pampering and praising the onle and only sexy Osa--"
"Ryo-chan! I think you should run, quickly!" Massu said while checking the door behind Ryo.
"What? Why the hell should I be running?! I've been here for 30 seconds, and I still hear no praises, and feel no pampering!"
Yamapi softly chuckled, and strided towards Ryo to put an arm around his shoulders.
"Oh, trust me birthday boy, you're about to get some serious pampering."
"That's what I'm talking about! See, Pi get's what I'm say--wait, what?"
What Ryo didn't notice when he first walked in, was that someone was missing.
"RYO-CHAN~"
Ryo turns around to see Koyama smiling widely. Suddenly he felt a little afraid. If that that didn't make him feel afraid, then everyone but Koyama walking out of the room laughing definately made him go pale.
"What's going on? Why is everyone leaving?"
"Well, don't just stand there. Start eating!"
Ryo followed Koyama's finger to the table that everyone surrounded earlier, and Ryo's heart dropped. There we 5 bags filled with all types of food. Certainly Koyama didn't expect him to eat all of it...
"Hurry Ryo-chan, we start practice soon, and I still need to go out and get your lunch!"
Ryo looked between the table and Koyama, and just wanted to run.
"Well, shit."
2.
Ryo was sitting on the couch in the dressing room, holding onto his stomach for dear life. He just practiced for an hour on an overly full stomach, and surprisingly, his breakfast hasn't came up yet. He started to feel even more sick when someone was running towards the room he was in. Only one person would do that....
"RYO!!!!!!!!!"
"God damnit, why are you doing this to me?! I don't have the energy to deal with this boy and his stupid antics!" Ryo yelled at the ceiling.
"Mou, that's not nice to say to your best friend who got you the best birthday present in the world~"
"Holy shit, Jin Akanishi bought someone other than himself a present?"
"Yes, and you should be--hey! You make it sound like I'm selfish."
"Jin..."
"Ok, so I am selfish, but it's not the point."
Ryo didn't want to argue anymore with Jin, it was making him feel all the more sick.
"Hurry it up Jin, I'm not feeling all that great right now."
"Oh yea, Pi told me about Koyama overtuffing you. Well, I'll just get started then..."
Jin walked towards the little radio in the corner, and turned on a upbeat tune that you'd hear in a strip club.
"Jin, what the fuck?"
"A little striptease for the birthday boy wouldn't hurt, ne?"
Once what Jin said was fully porcessed in his brain, Ryo looked up and Jin unbuttoning his shirt. For some reason, that's all it took for Ryo to empty the contents of his stomach.
"EW! Roy, that's beyond disgusting!"
3.
Ryo was walking to the rooftop of the Jimusho. After what just happened, he just wanted to hide, and no one goes to the rooftop. Once Ryo stepped onto the roof, he felt something squeezing the life out of him.
"Whoever this is, you better be lucky I just puked everything I had in me on Akanishi..."
"Ryo-tan~ Happy Birthday!"
Ryo looked down to see a beaming Tegoshi. Ryo smiled and patted Tegoshi on his head.
"Thanks Tego-nyan. What are you doing up here?"
"I had to hide your present, of course!"
"My present?"
Once Tegoshi let go him, he noticed that Tegoshi's eyes were settled on something behind Ryo. Ryo slowly turned around, to see something that made his eyes go wide with surprise.
"Uchi?!"
"Yo," Uchi said with a smile. "Happy Birthday."
Ryo looked from Tegoshi to Uchi, ten back to Tegoshi.
"Tego-nyan, is Uchi my present?"
"Un! You get to spend the rest of the day with him. Please don't break him, I do have to return him you know~"
4.
Ryo and Uchi spent the next few hours catching up with each other. As they were walking down the hall, they ran into someone who came stumbling towards them.
"Junno? Are you okay? You don't look right.." Uchi asked as he eyed Junno up and down.
"Oh, Uchi! I didn't know you were here! It's so nice to see you~" Junno exclaimed while hugging the latter.
"Oi, Taguchi! What the hell's wrong with you?!" Ryo yelled as he tried to pry him off of Uchi.
"Oh my, I forgot. Happy Birthday Nishikido-kun!`This is for you~" Junno replied as he handed something to Ryo.
With caution, Ryo unwrapped the gift. Once he did, his jaw dropped; along with the gift, and Uchi who was now rolling on the ground.
"H-he got you ha-hand-handcuffs!" Uchi said in between his laughter.
"Why are you giving me this?!"
"Well, if you're not busy tonight, maybe you could use them, on me." Junno whispered in his ear, which caused Uchi to laugh louder.
Just when Ryo thought he'd have to punch the lights out of both of them, Ueda came and dragged Junno away.
"Gomen, Koki spiked Junno's coffee as a prank, and this is the outcome." Ueda said as he tried to stop Junno from groping Ryo.
"Where'd he get the handcuffs then?"
"Has anyone seen a pair of fuzzy handcuffs anywhere?"
All 4 of them turned around to see Kame with a embarrassed look on his face. Junno giggled, Ueda groaned, Uchi fell down to laugh his ass off once more, while Ryo screamed that he was scarred for life.
5.
Ryo was in his apartment, looking around at all the drunken members of Johnny's Entertainment. Yamapi surprised him with a party. Ryo was actually pretty content, he was able to avoid a drunken Junno this time, and luckily for him, neither Jin nor Kame could look him in the eye. He decided he needed a bit of fresh air, so he stepped out onto his balcony. He was surprised to see that he wasn't the only one out there.
"Shige, why aren't you inside?"
"I should be asking you the same thing, birthday boy." Shige replied as he smiled softly.
"Just needed a bit of fresh air. So, what's on your mind?"
"I feel bad..." Shige replied as he bit his bottom lip. "I didn't buy you a birthday present."
Ryo was a bit taken aback by this. He never expected Shige to consider getting him a gift.
"You don't have to get me anything, really---"
Ryo was about to continue, but next thing he knew Shige's lips were on his own. Ryo eyes widened, and he could've sworn he heard fireworks going off in his head. Just as he was about to kiss back, Shige pulled back and walked towards the door.
"I thought that's the least I could do. After all, I heard you had a pretty rough day, Koyamama's pampering, a striptease, Uchi who didn't help you much, Junno wanting to get in your pants, Akame handcuffs...so I thought I could make your day a little better. Happy Birthday, Ryo." Once Shige finished, he turned to look at Ryo, and have a shy smile that had Ryo's heart fluttering, and went inside.
Ryo stared at the door, touched his lips, and smiled as big as he could. Who would've thought Shigeaki Kato could make Ryo's night one to never forget? As Ryo headed towards the door, he thought about how he might just have to return the favor when Shige's birthday comes around.
The End! <3
